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Chemicals, fire, goggles galore / Chemistry class is what I adore / …Yoooh!
In Da Lab
By NHS Adv. Sci. 2010
Here I am in chemistry class
Surrounded by beakers, yo, they’re made of glass
But be careful not to sit on one or you may find
You’ve got an extra hole, now, in your behind (Yeah, uh)
(Aww, yeuh)
We’ve got these safety glasses here to protect your faces
From harmful chemicals like acids and bases
If you wanna be a chemist then you gotta be able
To memorize the elements of the periodic table
In the lab, Mr. V* is the king
Yo he’s got the goggles – Yo he’s got his bling now
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Chemistry class is what I adore
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Yeah before you know it, you’ll be asking for more
(You know you will)
Now I know you think it’s funny
But please listen to this song
When you’re touching something hot
For gosh-sakes use the tongs
Keep your hair tied back, and don’t ask me why
But if your hair catches fire, then your head is gonna fry
If you got yourself a problem, then just bring it to the man
If something catches fire, then just throw it in the can
Yeah there ain’t nothing wrong with a little invention
Just follow the rules that keep you out of detention
(Now, yeuh)
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Chemistry class is what I adore
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Yeah before you know it, you’ll be asking for more
(Yeuh, uh)
Sniffing harmful gases, you know it ain’t good
So be a better person, and put it in da hood
And if you never get hurt, then boy you got it made
But here for the rest of us, we’ve got our first aid
And if you cut your hand off, don’t be panickin’
Just ask my homeboy, we call him Anakin
Acid on your face or you’ve caught on fire
Jump in the shower, if livin’ you desire (Now)
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Chemistry class is what I adore
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Yeah before you know it, you’ll be asking for more
Yeah you can’t be lazy, don’t lean on the table
Stand on two feet, we know you’re able
When you’re in the lab, watch out for your bros
When you’re not carin’ for them, everybody knows
Yeah you’re only done when Mr. V* says so
So you better work hard, so he can let you go
The lab experiments don’t always go as planned
That’s why we have more supplies on hand (Now)
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Chemistry class is what I adore
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Yeah before you know it, you’ll be asking for more
(Yeah, you will)
If you run or skip, or mess around
The big V-Daddy* will fo’ sure crack down
There’s things in the lab you’ve never seen before
Touch ‘em and you won’t be in the lab no more
When you’re in the lab, wear shoes that cover your toes
Cuz nobody wants to lose a couple of those
Chemicals can do things that cause diarrhea
So handle with care, it’s a good idea (Now, yeuh)
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Chemistry class is what I adore
Chemicals, fire, goggles galore
Yeah before you know it, you’ll be asking for more
(Yeah, it’s true)
Yeah Jack may be nimble and he may be quick
But in the flames, fingers should never stick
When you’re in the lab, you’ve gotta be cool
Don’t play with fire, yo, don’t be a fool
You should look where you’re going, cuz it never fails
The moment you’re not looking, there’s a bed of nails
N’please remember when you’re done to clean up your station
Boy is this rap done, cuz I need a vacation (Yeuh)
*(Insert teacher name)
